Artificial Intelligence researcher David Levy has predicted that humans will marry robots within 50 years.
Here are the 10 best things about being married to a robot.
10. The housework will get done while you are asleep so you always wake up to a clean house.
9. It won't leave the toilet seat up.
8. It can quiet a squawking pet cockatoo with a single blast of its laser.
7. On the 10th wedding anniversary, you don't have to look too far for a tin or aluminium gift.
6. People might look at you weirdly for marrying a robot, but they'll change their tune after it switches to exterminate mode.
5. It sleeps in a docking station, so no more doona battles.
4. It could mind the children, but a union with a robot wouldn't produce any, would it?
3. They can be upgraded year by year to the latest model -- and I mean "model".
2. They have a really, really caring and supportive permanent listening mode.
1. The off button.
Here are the 10 best things about being married to a robot.
10. The housework will get done while you are asleep so you always wake up to a clean house.
9. It won't leave the toilet seat up.
8. It can quiet a squawking pet cockatoo with a single blast of its laser.
7. On the 10th wedding anniversary, you don't have to look too far for a tin or aluminium gift.
6. People might look at you weirdly for marrying a robot, but they'll change their tune after it switches to exterminate mode.
5. It sleeps in a docking station, so no more doona battles.
4. It could mind the children, but a union with a robot wouldn't produce any, would it?
3. They can be upgraded year by year to the latest model -- and I mean "model".
2. They have a really, really caring and supportive permanent listening mode.
1. The off button.
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