Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO."
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.... so she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepted the proposal.
Over half an hour went by and the boyfriend was still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after another hour the boyfriend called and asked what happened....?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all 5 cent pieces!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO."
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.... so she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepted the proposal.
Over half an hour went by and the boyfriend was still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after another hour the boyfriend called and asked what happened....?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all 5 cent pieces!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
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