THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby:
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied is indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby:
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process:
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.
4. The "paw slide"
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up:
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality:
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.
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If you don't pass this along, a dog will come out and pee on your computer!
I guess you didn't send it fast enough!
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