A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge suite opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ....... enough times until her husband asks....... "Are you wearing crotchless knickers?"
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank goodness for that....... I thought the stuffing was coming out of the lounge suite."
...Suffice to say, the husband is now suffering a medical condition which would make satisfying his wife a very painful process indeed.
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