A three-year-old New Zealand girl recently bought a $NZ20,000 ($15,790) digger on an online auction site.
Here are the top 10 signs a toddler is too tech-savvy.
10. The child's profile has administrative privileges and yours doesn't.
9. They inform you their nappy needs changing by posting to Twitter.
8. They have 74 friends on Facebook, which you discover when you sign up and find yourself as a friend-of-a-friend.
7. Your parental failures are reported online to Child Services with a link to YouTube video.
6. They know how to make the DVR play the same episode of Timmy Time on endless repeat, so they can watch it again ... and again ... and again ...and again ... It's Timmy! It's Timmy! He's the little lamb who's driving us nuts.
5. You start receiving unexpected royalties for a book called Advanced J2EE Application Development for toddlers.
4. They publicly advise you on operating the more complex aspects of your mobile phone. If they were, say, five it would be expected, but at age two it's really embarrassing.
3. A delivery from your online grocer arrives unexpectedly and consists solely of Kinder Surprises, Tiny Teddies and Paddle Pops.
2. They don't want to go to school like big brother/sister, they're too busy making money online.
1. They refer to naptime as "Energy Saver".
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