A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. "Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answered Murphy.
The doctor went fishing and returned the following day and asked: "So, Murphy, how was your day?"
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients... "The first one had a headache so he did...so I gave him Paracetamol."
"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asked the doctor...
"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon... so I did sir" said Murphy...
"Bravo, bravo!...You're good at this and what about the third one?" asked the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flew open and a young gorgeous woman burst in so she did... Like a bolt outta the blue, she tore off her clothes, took off everyting including her bra and her panties and lay down on the table, spread her legs and shouted: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick...For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?" Asked the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes"
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